George

Evo jedna na engleskom :)

George was 29 and still single. All of his friends were married, but George just dated and dated.

One day Bill asked him why he wasn't married. "Don't you want to settle down? Are you holding out for the perfect woman? Are you having trouble meeting someone compatible?"

"Actually," George replied, "I've found many women I would have been happy to marry. Things always start off fine, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother never approves of them."

Bill thinks for a moment. "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mom!"

A few months later Bill ran into George again. George looked a little depressed so Bill asked how things were going. "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother approve?"

George shrugged his shoulders. "Yes, I found the perfect girl. Yes she was just like my mom. Yes, you were right, not only did my mom approve, but they became good friends."

"What's the problem?" asked Bill.

"My father can't stand her."

Mujo na grupnom sexu

Došao Mujo na grupni sex i nakon jedno tri sata viče on:
- "Ljudi, ljudi, upalite svjetlo!"
Upale oni svijetlo i pitaju Muju što je bilo, a on kaže:
- "Ajmo se nekako organizirati, je već treći put zaredom pušim kurac!"

Dobrodošli

I eto pokrenut je novi blog... :) ovdje cu Vam redovito objavljivat svjeze viceve - neki ce mozda bit i smjesni :) tko zna... uglavnom, dobrodosli na blog i pratite ga redovito :)

peace...