<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101</id><updated>2011-04-21T22:28:25.485-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dnevno svježi vicevi</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>28</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-100996720773660601</id><published>2007-08-31T16:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-31T16:29:22.196-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Policajci</title><content type='html'>Kako policajci muče muhu?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Zatvore je u teglu i pred njom lizu govno.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-100996720773660601?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/100996720773660601/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=100996720773660601' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/100996720773660601'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/100996720773660601'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/08/policajci.html' title='Policajci'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-8388420832564248824</id><published>2007-08-31T16:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-31T16:24:01.594-07:00</updated><title type='text'>ClixSense</title><content type='html'>Ajmo sad ukratko o ClixSenseu... :))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.clixsense.com/?2113672"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.clixsense.com/Ad/clixbanner1.gif" style="border: 1px solid ;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ovo je definitivno najjednostavniji način zarade na internetu... Sve što trebate napraviti je kliknuti na jedan od banera u ovom postu i tim putem registrirat acc... Nakon što Ste to učinili logirate se na acc i sve što trebate je klikat na reklame koje Vam oni ponude...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.clixsense.com/?2113672"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.clixsense.com/Ad/clixsense.gif" style="border: 1px solid ;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Još jedna važna stvar je da možete taj zarađeni novac iskoristit na reklamiranje Vašeg sitea - dakle kupujete posjetioce za stranicu na kojoj također imate postavljenje oglase i samim time povećavate zaradu...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.clixsense.com/?2113672"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.clixsense.com/Ad/clixsense4.gif" style="border: 1px solid ;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ako imate bilo kakvih pitanja ostavite komentar - vrlo rado u Vam odgovorit i to u najkraćem mogućem roku...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-8388420832564248824?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/8388420832564248824/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=8388420832564248824' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/8388420832564248824'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/8388420832564248824'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/08/clixsense.html' title='ClixSense'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-2965290536007096821</id><published>2007-05-22T01:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T01:23:13.564-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Heklanje</title><content type='html'>Otišli Mujo i Haso u ribolov. Ponestalo im tema za razgovor, pa će Mujo Hasi:&lt;br /&gt;- Haso šta ti misliš, šta naše žene rade dok nas nema&lt;br /&gt;- Ili heklaju, ili koriste priliku što nas nema.&lt;br /&gt;Mujo se naglo digne i počne se spremati. Haso ga u čudu upita:&lt;br /&gt;- Pa, gdje ćeš ti&lt;br /&gt;- Odoh kući, moja žena ne zna heklati!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-2965290536007096821?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/2965290536007096821/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=2965290536007096821' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/2965290536007096821'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/2965290536007096821'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/05/heklanje.html' title='Heklanje'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-2392724062181401746</id><published>2007-05-22T01:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T01:22:26.975-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Restoran</title><content type='html'>Usao lik u restoran, dodje konobar i pita ga sto zeli.&lt;br /&gt;Lik:&lt;br /&gt;Ja bi ono sto jede onaj gospodin.&lt;br /&gt;Za par minuta vraca se konobar sa modricom na oku i kaze:&lt;br /&gt;Zao mi je, neda...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-2392724062181401746?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/2392724062181401746/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=2392724062181401746' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/2392724062181401746'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/2392724062181401746'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/05/restoran.html' title='Restoran'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-7396785923948445668</id><published>2007-05-22T01:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T01:21:09.524-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Nova kafana</title><content type='html'>- Jesi li cuo, bolan Mujo, za novu kafanu u Vakufu? Pijes dzabe, je*es se dzabe i jos dobijes pare! - Ma ajde Haso, gde to ima? - Ima, ima, pricala mi moja sestra Fata!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-7396785923948445668?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/7396785923948445668/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=7396785923948445668' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/7396785923948445668'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/7396785923948445668'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/05/nova-kafana.html' title='Nova kafana'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-1801961688833748108</id><published>2007-05-22T01:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T01:20:09.288-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mali Ivica na zemljopisu</title><content type='html'>Mali Ivica na satu zemljopisa.&lt;br /&gt;Profesor: Kaži ti meni Ivice, gdje žive Sudanski crnci.&lt;br /&gt;Mali Ivica ne može se sjetiti.&lt;br /&gt;Profesor: Hajde da ti malo pomognem. Koja rijeka prolazi ispod Savskog mosta?&lt;br /&gt;Ivica (poslije pola minute razmišljanja): Pa, Sava, profesore.&lt;br /&gt;Profesor: Odlično Ivice! Pa gdje onda žive Sudanski crnci?&lt;br /&gt;Ivica: Ispod Savskog mosta.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-1801961688833748108?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/1801961688833748108/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=1801961688833748108' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/1801961688833748108'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/1801961688833748108'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/05/mali-ivica-na-zemljopisu.html' title='Mali Ivica na zemljopisu'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-4846916005574779127</id><published>2007-05-22T01:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T01:19:24.132-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tenisice do jaja</title><content type='html'>Kaze Perica mami: -Ej mama, kupio sam super tenisice. Do jaja su!&lt;br /&gt;Na to ce ona: -Auuuu, pa sto bas toliko duboke?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-4846916005574779127?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/4846916005574779127/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=4846916005574779127' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/4846916005574779127'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/4846916005574779127'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/05/tenisice-do-jaja.html' title='Tenisice do jaja'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-585896366185605603</id><published>2007-05-22T01:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T01:16:02.126-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Djedica i riba</title><content type='html'>Sedi vitalan djedica u tramvaju,a pored njega stoji dobra riba u miniću. Kaze djedica malo glasnije svom&lt;br /&gt;kolegi ispred njega:&lt;br /&gt;- Ma kakva guza,100 maraka bi dao da je jednom pljesnem.&lt;br /&gt;Čuje to riba pa se brecnu:&lt;br /&gt;- Nije vas sramota, šta vam pada na pamet.&lt;br /&gt;Malo posle misli se ona, pa šta, 100 maraka da jednom pljesne šta bi mi falilo.&lt;br /&gt;- Šta vi ono rekoste? - pita riba.&lt;br /&gt;- Ja sto reče - ne poreče. - odgovori djedica.&lt;br /&gt;- Pa važi, ajde pljesnite!!&lt;br /&gt;- Djedica zavuče ruku ispod suknje pa miluje li milije sav se topi, a riba će:&lt;br /&gt;- Ajde pljesnite već jednom čovječe.&lt;br /&gt;- E curo moja pljesno bi ja, ali nemam 100 maraka.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-585896366185605603?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/585896366185605603/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=585896366185605603' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/585896366185605603'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/585896366185605603'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/05/djedica-i-riba.html' title='Djedica i riba'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-6363010425341700770</id><published>2007-05-22T01:13:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T01:13:37.683-07:00</updated><title type='text'>S koljena na koljeno</title><content type='html'>Mama, ti se sigurno sjećaš one vazne koja se u našoj porodici prenosi s koljena na koljeno - pita kćerka majku.&lt;br /&gt;-  Sjećam - odgovori majka - i šta je s njom?&lt;br /&gt;-  Pa, tako... Moje koljeno je ispustilo...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-6363010425341700770?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/6363010425341700770/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=6363010425341700770' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/6363010425341700770'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/6363010425341700770'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/05/s-koljena-na-koljeno.html' title='S koljena na koljeno'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-1162529910508298811</id><published>2007-05-22T01:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T01:12:29.964-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tko je glup</title><content type='html'>Kaže učiteljica đacima:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Ko misli o sebi da je glup, neka ustane.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt; Svi sede, niko ne ustaje. Posle dužeg vremena, ustaje Perica. Učiteljica sva zapanjena, ne može da veruje da on smatra da je glup, pa ga upita:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Štaaa?! Ti misliš da si glup?!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt; A Perica odgovori:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Ma, ne, nego mi bilo žao da sami stojite!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-1162529910508298811?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/1162529910508298811/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=1162529910508298811' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/1162529910508298811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/1162529910508298811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/05/tko-je-glup.html' title='Tko je glup'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-4149873138267227574</id><published>2007-05-22T01:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T01:11:30.473-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Javna kuća za 20 maraka</title><content type='html'>Došli Huso i Haso prvi put u javnu kuću i pita ih žena na recepciji šta bi željeli. "Šta ima?", pitaju oni. "Zavisi koliko para imate...", odgovori žena. "Pa, eto, nekih 20 maraka...". "M'rš, napolje, bitange dvije, za te pare možete jedan drugom popušit ..."&lt;br /&gt;Nakon nekih pola sata, evo njih dvojice ponovo. "Šta sad hoćete?", pita žena sa recepcije.&lt;br /&gt;"Eto, mi došli da platimo ..."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-4149873138267227574?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/4149873138267227574/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=4149873138267227574' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/4149873138267227574'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/4149873138267227574'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/05/javna-kua-za-20-maraka.html' title='Javna kuća za 20 maraka'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-419210102477981165</id><published>2007-05-22T01:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T01:10:26.684-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fata i stadion</title><content type='html'>Potpiso Mujo ugovor sa FK "Željezničarem" i jednog dana počnu mu stizati pisma iz Real Madrida, Manchester-a i drugi velikih klubova pa on odluči da se nađe sa njima. Sjednu oni svi u "Holyday inn" i započnu priču. Upita ga predstavnik Reala:&lt;br /&gt;- "Mujo,čuli smo da je Fata tvoja. Bi li nam je prodo?"&lt;br /&gt;Poče Mujo jebavat majke:&lt;br /&gt;- "Mater li ti ne vrijeđaj mi ženu!"&lt;br /&gt;Počeše se oni izvinjavat:&lt;br /&gt;- "Izvini Mujo majke ti, mi mislili da je Fata stadion."&lt;br /&gt;"A što ste to mislili?", upita Mujo.&lt;br /&gt;- "Pa čuli smo od predsjedništva tvog kluba da Fata prima više ljudi od Marakane."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-419210102477981165?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/419210102477981165/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=419210102477981165' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/419210102477981165'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/419210102477981165'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/05/fata-i-stadion.html' title='Fata i stadion'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-4544165262734152590</id><published>2007-05-22T01:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-22T01:09:06.639-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Treći muž</title><content type='html'>Sretne žena čoveka na ulici, pa mu kaže:&lt;br /&gt;• Vi mi mnogo ličite na mog trećeg muza!&lt;br /&gt;• Stvarno?! A koliko ste se puta udavali?&lt;br /&gt;• Dva.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-4544165262734152590?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/4544165262734152590/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=4544165262734152590' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/4544165262734152590'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/4544165262734152590'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/05/trei-mu.html' title='Treći muž'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-5513867801846713969</id><published>2007-05-05T11:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-05T11:04:17.419-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gdje je Afrika</title><content type='html'>Tata, gdje je Afrika? - pita Ivica oca.&lt;br /&gt;- Ne znam ali vjerojatno nije daleko. U mojoj firmi radi jedan crnac i svaki dan dolazi na posao biciklom.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-5513867801846713969?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/5513867801846713969/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=5513867801846713969' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/5513867801846713969'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/5513867801846713969'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/05/gdje-je-afrika.html' title='Gdje je Afrika'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-3517144647455048052</id><published>2007-05-05T11:01:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-05T11:01:49.409-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Zagorci</title><content type='html'>- Stef, a zakaj vleces tu spagu?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- A kaj bi ju ti morti GURAL?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-3517144647455048052?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/3517144647455048052/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=3517144647455048052' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/3517144647455048052'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/3517144647455048052'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/05/zagorci.html' title='Zagorci'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-5464764628066948128</id><published>2007-05-05T11:00:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-05T11:00:56.916-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pjesma o seksu</title><content type='html'>Kaže mali Ivica učiteljici:&lt;br /&gt;- Napisao sam pjesmu o seksu.&lt;br /&gt;- Hm... Ivice... ma dobro, da čujemo.&lt;br /&gt;- Ustanem rano, idem u školu, učim, malo se igram, opet učim, spavam i sve tako...&lt;br /&gt;- I dobro, a gdje je tu seks? - pita učiteljica.&lt;br /&gt;- Pjesma se zove Jebeš takav život.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-5464764628066948128?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/5464764628066948128/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=5464764628066948128' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/5464764628066948128'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/5464764628066948128'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/05/pjesma-o-seksu.html' title='Pjesma o seksu'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-8130112979051334445</id><published>2007-05-05T10:59:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-05T10:59:46.208-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Čaj bez limuna</title><content type='html'>- Konobar - obraća se gost u bircu - donesite mi čaj bez limuna.&lt;br /&gt;Malo kasnije vraća se konobar:&lt;br /&gt;- Oprostite, nemamo limuna, može li čaj bez nečeg drugog?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-8130112979051334445?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/8130112979051334445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=8130112979051334445' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/8130112979051334445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/8130112979051334445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/05/aj-bez-limuna.html' title='Čaj bez limuna'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-5859150676717751225</id><published>2007-05-05T10:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-05T10:58:32.651-07:00</updated><title type='text'>KaramBa</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:+1;"&gt;M&lt;/span&gt;ujo vodi ljubav s Meksikankom. Iznenada uđe Fata i vikne:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Mujo, šta to radiš?!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt; A Mujo odgovori:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;KaramBa!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-5859150676717751225?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/5859150676717751225/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=5859150676717751225' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/5859150676717751225'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/5859150676717751225'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/05/karamba.html' title='KaramBa'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-6291930242881008968</id><published>2007-05-05T10:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-05T10:57:08.480-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Izjave nogometaša</title><content type='html'>'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.' - Mark Viduka&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'He's put on weight and I've lost it, and vice versa.' - Ronnie Whelan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.' - Neville Southall&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'We lost because we didn't win.' - Ronaldo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.' - Paul Gascoigne&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.' - Alan Shearer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.' - Mark Draper&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out.' - Peter Shilton&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester.' - Stan Collymore&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.' - Ade Akinbiyi&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.' - Ian Wright&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'It was a big relief off my shoulder.' - Paul Gascoigne&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.' - Ugo Ehiogu&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'It took a lot of bottle for Tony (Adams) to own up.' - Ian Wright&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough.' - Jonathan Woodgate&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-6291930242881008968?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/6291930242881008968/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=6291930242881008968' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/6291930242881008968'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/6291930242881008968'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/05/izjave-nogometaa.html' title='Izjave nogometaša'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-8048327807889785414</id><published>2007-05-05T10:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-05T10:32:50.762-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mujo i plavuša</title><content type='html'>Stoji ženska u autu na semaforu i kraj nje staje Mujo sa svojim autom. Gledaju se oni međusobno te Mujo počne otvarat prozor. Cura sva sretna počne otvarat prozor misleći da će joj Mujo nešto reći... a Mujo će:&lt;br /&gt;- "Šta je, šta si i ti prdnula?"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-8048327807889785414?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/8048327807889785414/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=8048327807889785414' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/8048327807889785414'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/8048327807889785414'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/05/mujo-i-plavua.html' title='Mujo i plavuša'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-6543034230902762775</id><published>2007-04-30T00:55:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-05T10:44:45.773-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mujo i Haso</title><content type='html'>Pito Haso Muju:&lt;br /&gt;- Bolan Mujo, što tvoje djete spava gore na regalu&lt;br /&gt;A Mujo odgovara:&lt;br /&gt;- Ma svake mi noći djete ispada iz kreveta... a ja ga ne čujem kad padne...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-6543034230902762775?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/6543034230902762775/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=6543034230902762775' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/6543034230902762775'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/6543034230902762775'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/04/mujo-i-haso.html' title='Mujo i Haso'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-7215156430070284506</id><published>2007-04-30T00:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-30T00:55:10.001-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mujo i Suljo</title><content type='html'>Sretnu se Mujo i Suljo u sred pustinje. Mujo nosi telefonsku govornicu, a Suljo vrecu kamenja. Pita Suljo Muju: Sto ce ti, ba, telefonska govornica. Radi lavova, Mujo ce. Kako ba, radi lavova, pita Suljo. Fino, natjera me lav, ja spustim govornicu, udjem unutra, zatvorim se i zovem upomoc. A sto ce tebi, ba, vreca s kamenjima , pita Mujo sad Sulju. Kako sto ce mi, isto radi lavova Kako to, Mujo ce. Natjera me lav, ja bacim vrecu i lakse mi bjezat, kaze Suljo.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-7215156430070284506?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/7215156430070284506/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=7215156430070284506' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/7215156430070284506'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/7215156430070284506'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/04/mujo-i-suljo.html' title='Mujo i Suljo'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-4797016716156818283</id><published>2007-04-30T00:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-30T00:53:18.992-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ivica</title><content type='html'>Za vrijeme školskog sata Ivica se zagledao u učiteljicu i ne skida pogled s nje. Nakon nekog vremena učiteljica mu priđe i upita ga zašto ju tako gleda. Ivica kaže:&lt;br /&gt;- Učiteljice, ja vas volim!&lt;br /&gt;- Ali, Ivice, ja ne volim malu djecu.&lt;br /&gt;- Pazit ćemo, učiteljice, pazit ćemo!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-4797016716156818283?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/4797016716156818283/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=4797016716156818283' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/4797016716156818283'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/4797016716156818283'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/04/ivica.html' title='Ivica'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-4701762133588174868</id><published>2007-04-30T00:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-05T10:38:46.127-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Perica i grudi</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;P&lt;/span&gt;itala uciteljica Pericu:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Perice, ajde nam ljepo reci koja je naša najpoznatija ravnica? &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt; &lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Vaše grudi, učiteljice, ravne su ko daska!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-4701762133588174868?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/4701762133588174868/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=4701762133588174868' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/4701762133588174868'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/4701762133588174868'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/04/perica.html' title='Perica i grudi'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-7049192170571856436</id><published>2007-04-30T00:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-05T10:36:07.860-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Baba i deda</title><content type='html'>Svađaju se baba i deda zbog nemogućnosti da imaju seksualne odnose, pa kaže baba:&lt;br /&gt;• Ja još uvek mogu leći na leđa i dignuti noge u zrak!&lt;br /&gt;A deda će:&lt;br /&gt;• Pa mogu i ja, ali ko će nas jebati?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-7049192170571856436?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/7049192170571856436/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=7049192170571856436' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/7049192170571856436'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/7049192170571856436'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/04/baba-i-deda.html' title='Baba i deda'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-8102169068761048122</id><published>2007-04-27T03:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-27T03:29:56.528-07:00</updated><title type='text'>George</title><content type='html'>Evo jedna na engleskom :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;dl&gt;&lt;dd&gt;George was 29 and still single. All of his friends were    married, but George just dated and dated.&lt;/dd&gt;&lt;dd&gt;One day Bill asked him why he wasn't married. "Don't you want    to settle down? Are you holding out for the perfect woman? Are you    having trouble meeting someone compatible?"&lt;/dd&gt;&lt;dd&gt;"Actually," George replied, "I've found many women I would    have been happy to marry. Things always start off fine, but when I    bring them home to meet my parents, my mother never approves of    them."&lt;/dd&gt;&lt;dd&gt;Bill thinks for a moment. "I've got the perfect solution, just    find a girl who's just like your mom!"&lt;/dd&gt;&lt;dd&gt;A few months later Bill ran into George again. George looked a    little depressed so Bill asked how things were going. "Did you    find the perfect girl? Did your mother approve?"&lt;/dd&gt;&lt;dd&gt;George shrugged his shoulders. "Yes, I found the perfect girl.    Yes she was just like my mom. Yes, you were right, not only did my    mom approve, but they became good friends."&lt;/dd&gt;&lt;dd&gt;"What's the problem?" asked Bill.&lt;/dd&gt;&lt;dd&gt;"My father can't stand her."&lt;/dd&gt;&lt;/dl&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-8102169068761048122?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/8102169068761048122/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=8102169068761048122' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/8102169068761048122'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/8102169068761048122'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/04/george.html' title='George'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-102183620888439823</id><published>2007-04-27T02:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-27T02:40:15.309-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mujo na grupnom sexu</title><content type='html'>Došao Mujo na grupni sex i nakon jedno tri sata viče on:&lt;br /&gt;- "Ljudi, ljudi, upalite svjetlo!"&lt;br /&gt;Upale oni svijetlo i pitaju Muju što je bilo, a on kaže:&lt;br /&gt;- "Ajmo se nekako organizirati, je već treći put zaredom pušim kurac!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-102183620888439823?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/102183620888439823/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=102183620888439823' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/102183620888439823'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/102183620888439823'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/04/mujo-na-grupnom-sexu.html' title='Mujo na grupnom sexu'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5343288156425644101.post-1449483154495922626</id><published>2007-04-27T02:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-27T02:35:25.305-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dobrodošli</title><content type='html'>I eto pokrenut je novi blog... :) ovdje cu Vam redovito objavljivat svjeze viceve - neki ce mozda bit i smjesni :) tko zna... uglavnom, dobrodosli na blog i pratite ga redovito :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;peace...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5343288156425644101-1449483154495922626?l=svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/feeds/1449483154495922626/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5343288156425644101&amp;postID=1449483154495922626' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/1449483154495922626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5343288156425644101/posts/default/1449483154495922626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://svjezi-vicevi.blogspot.com/2007/04/dobrodoli.html' title='Dobrodošli'/><author><name>Tomy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15302738889629003665</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
